If you're a spy

Although you are trained to talk and act just like a typical citizen of Uglavaria, you are an Oscarian spy. A dangerous job, but the continued existence of freedom itself depends on spys like you. You have taken on the name Igmac Vorlei, you have a tiny farm with eight chickens and two goats, and during the days you work at the bomb factory, helping to build those massive ploders that can take out a half block when dropped from a plane.

1. Intercept an important transmission between Iran and Canada
2. Go down to the garage and take out one of your, cool, toys! :)
3. Go rogue and attempt to bring down the Oscarian Empire
4. Sit like Carrot Top in the center of the road :Boner Reality Phase!!
5. Go to training to learn two words: Mui-Thai
6. Have a night on the town, following people and just plain...spying!