Intercept an important transmission between Iran and Canada

You intercept communications between Iran and Canada to which you titled your internal memo Uglivarian Facists: Bombs not Bulbs which detailed the alliance of these three nations to back the destruction of US led Oscarian territories. You did well for your country to expose our neighbors in secret dealings with the enemy. Your information leads to an arms race between the United States and Canada. Once thought as a country with the smallest army, Canada proves well to be a great super power creating a nonnuclear nuclear warhead that when blows up explodes but is clean and effective. Canada destroys all of New York City, Chicago and Detroit before a deal is reached, and Canada and the United States merge into one super country that dominates the rest of the world and exposes it to democracy by way of military force. You...

1. Start an Oscarian front to bring down the bad corporate entities in the high political rankings
2. Create a secret underground uglivarian fight club, bulbs not fists
3. Catch up on Andrew McFing with Going Stoned's interview on the writer\song writer\stoner
4. Attend a Bill Maher Real Talk as a leftwing liberal
5. Go into your attic and attempt to reach spiritual enlightenment to help you do your job better
6. You're hungry...Go down to the McFondleds and order a Billy Burger