You convert mp3's into vinyl records as a online service

Your book selling is still going well. But you also start a service where people can upload a albums worth of mp3's to you and have them converted into a crisp pristine vinyl record. You invest heavily in the equipment to do this. But nary a soul buys a custom vinyl record. You might as well have put your money in a big pile and burned it. You are in trouble now, you are going broke fast.

• 1 You borrow big from a loan shark
• 2 You hide all your remaining money and declare bankrupcy
• 3 You sell the whole stock for one low price and get the fuck out of dodge
• 4 apply for a government bail out
• 5 You enlist in the anti squirrel termination team
• 6 work two full time jobs for funds to keep your business going