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Befriend the Dollar Bills
If you befriend the dollar bills
Pages in category "Befriend the Dollar Bills"
The following 115 pages are in this category, out of 115 total.
B
Bury loads of cash in your back yard so no one else will get at it
Business picks up
But can you make it past all the random drug tests?
Buy a couple robot security guards
G
Get a book reading posse'
Get a cot at the homeless shelter and start sproosing it up
Give up cash and live on the streets
Grind up a dollar bill and snort it
H
Hire a couple twelve year olds to break into orders
I
If donate a couple teeth to the tooth Fairy
If there is a problem with thieves and bullys
If they begin whispering in your ears
If you accept the dollers
If you attempt to print your own
If you attempt to replace the bills
If you befriend the dollar bills
If you beg people on the street for more money
If you begin folding the dollars, looking for secret messages
If you build a fortress of trash to protect your money
If you burn all the dollers in your wallet
If you collect lots of them so you can use a razer to scrape them for cocaine residue
If you concentrate of the online book business
If you concentrate on the online book business
If you expand into pornography and herbal highs
If you flashback and burn your doller bills
If you gather as much money together as you can
If you gather more dollers first
If you get a job driving armored trucks so you can steal em
If you go to the grocery store to stry the fake bills out
If you liberate the dollars from their human oppressors
If you live on the streets as a way of saying your sorry
If you lose your and several others minds
If you make love to the dollers
If you make war apon the dollers
If you print a credit card
If you sell counterfit gasoline
If you spend all you have on DragonBlood
If you start up an internet book store
If you take up gambling to add to your cash stash
If you to the coke bump
If you wander the desert
If you work on it some more
If you work to become a doller magnet
Its monday already
J
Juan is the pope of foodland
L
Liberate a bank next
Live like a poor man all while stashing no and more cash
Looking for mister goodbar
Love of money is the root of all evil
M
Make weapons from trash to defend your money kingdom with
Marry a dollar bill
Mug a stripper for all her dollar bills
N
Next time you go out you go out naked but you paint clothes on yourself
Now you feel that you have enough money
R
Ride a painted pony let the spinning wheel turn
S
Search for a kinder currency
Sell the new books and movies only after reading or watching them
Send a group of trained mollkins to break into houses to steal books
Send the Mollkins to garage sales to buy up as many books as they can get
Sexy paper cuts
Some gansters try to rob you one night
Start publishing Mollkin authors
Start selling other items from your web site
Steal from wallmart's cashload during xmass rush
T
The dollars forsake you
The two of you take on the world
They want to kill off 90% of the human race
Train each Mollkin to memorize a full book and be able to recite any part of it at will
W
Work two full time jobs for funds to keep your business going
Y
You add the new items to your website
You also sell drugs to help gather money
You are sucking the economy dry
You are to hang out in the park and she will film Mollkin beggers asking you for change
You are to lick her pussy while she films it
You borrow big from a loan shark
You construct a cabin in the forest
You convert mp3's into vinyl records as a online service
You curl up with hot chocolate and a stolen book to celebrate
You decide to sell drugs through a slot in your fortress
You decide you don't have to nerve to go on with this
You do it hard core
You gamble at the dog tracks with your sacred dollar bills
You get into publishing books as a online service as well
You get sued
You get yourself undressed
You give up the fake gas and concentrate on the book store
You have a spiritual dollar experience
You have to break rocks
You have to suck cocks
You hide all your remaining money and declare bankrupcy
You investe in Orc bellys
You liked it so much that you do it again
You live in a abandoned house
You live in the sewer system
You make love to your dollar
You mope at home untill you feel better
You now have 20% of the world's money
You play it straight for the first three months
You sell kids booze in the back of the book store
You sell the whole stock for one low price and get the fuck out of dodge
You spend a decade on the streets then ask the dollars to forgive you again
You start burgleizing book stores for more stock
You start killing off street people for theyre money and resources
You start smoking your dollers
You start up a band to make more cash
You steal books to enchance your stock
You steal cash from people so you can have more lovers
You steal the first shipment of cash that you drive alone on
You stop to do up some DragonBlood in the park restroom
You torture a dollar
You trade the books for a ride home
You try to climb up the broken cat walk
You try to find the first dollar bill you ever owned
You try to hitchike home
You wander what its like to smoke a diamond
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