You hire a couple rebel twelve year olds. They are going to break into Orders and steal as many books as they can carry and pack into the duffel bags you tied to they're bikes. In return you are going to give each one three beers and a fresh porn mag, still in its glistening plastic sheath.
So they pull off the caper. But they almost exclusively stole card games, kids books and a eight copies of the new Sarah Painland book, Grow up or ship out Americans! Not a good haul you think. But you pay them they're do and you sell all these things online cheap and make four dollars profit. Enough to pay for two soft tacos and a small Taco Pop via the Juan Norcs taco GoWay. Good stuff, rich and plenty for the cash. You hit this place two or three times a week. You think Juan is the pope of foodland.