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Internet Book Store
If you start up an internet book store
Pages in category "Internet Book Store"
The following 38 pages are in this category, out of 38 total.
B
Business picks up
G
Get a book reading posse'
Get a cot at the homeless shelter and start sproosing it up
H
Hire a couple twelve year olds to break into orders
I
If you concentrate of the online book business
If you concentrate on the online book business
If you expand into pornography and herbal highs
If you sell counterfit gasoline
If you start up an internet book store
Its monday already
J
Juan is the pope of foodland
N
Next time you go out you go out naked but you paint clothes on yourself
R
Ride a painted pony let the spinning wheel turn
S
Sell the new books and movies only after reading or watching them
Send a group of trained mollkins to break into houses to steal books
Send the Mollkins to garage sales to buy up as many books as they can get
Start publishing Mollkin authors
Start selling other items from your web site
T
The two of you take on the world
Train each Mollkin to memorize a full book and be able to recite any part of it at will
U
Use the windfall profit to set up a underground political press
W
Work two full time jobs for funds to keep your business going
Y
You add the new items to your website
You borrow big from a loan shark
You convert mp3's into vinyl records as a online service
You curl up with hot chocolate and a stolen book to celebrate
You do it hard core
You get into publishing books as a online service as well
You get yourself undressed
You give up the fake gas and concentrate on the book store
You hide all your remaining money and declare bankrupcy
You liked it so much that you do it again
You sell kids booze in the back of the book store
You sell the whole stock for one low price and get the fuck out of dodge
You start burgleizing book stores for more stock
You steal books to enchance your stock
You trade the books for a ride home
You try to climb up the broken cat walk
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