You are sent to the Uglavarian front

Uglavaria. Its hard rocky and cold. The leader of this dictatorship is Ugla-Man a ex supervillain. He has the biggest army of killbots in the world, but the smallest army of soldiers. You hate it here. Your ears constantly ring from the loud explosions going on all around you.

⤓ The Uglavarian Front by the McFing6

• 1 Go AWOL
• 2 drink a lot to get through
• 3 A harsh winter's war
• 4 Some nasty wounds in this war
• 5 R n R in the free zone with the pod people
• 6 the medical unit is shelled