The medical unit is shelled

One late evening while pulling a nasty twisted piece of shrapnel out of one of our boys the latrine explodes from enemies shelling. Several more shells pepper the medical unit, the mess hall is hit, and one of the jeeps is blown into the shower before exploding into flames. Your commander calls in back up and soon fighter planes streak across the sky sending accurate and uber expensive missiles into the shellers and killing or driving them away. Another day in a dirty war.

  1. Some nasty wounds in this war
  2. All doctors are now required to wear handguns
  3. drink a lot to get through
  4. You and Lt. Haterson are assigned to go to the front line for emergency aid
  5. Uglavarian forces are driving the American forces back, the unit must be moved fifteen miles east
  6. Learn Harmonica to kill time

Its a dirty war by the McFing Experince