You are a Crunk Master

You are as wasted as Jesus on the Passover, and not even crazy MAD-3 is enough to keep your CRUNK AS FUCK Party Self from resurfacing! You break the walls down into PARTY TOWN! OH YEAH, MOTHERFUCKERS! SAY WHAT, WHAT, SON!? WHAT!? OKkkaaaaaAY! WHAT!?

  1. You are immediately thrown out of the club
  2. You are immediately heralded as the King of Crunk
  3. You blast your Crunk piss in the face of the world
  4. You grab all the titties you please
  5. You vow to never be sober again
  6. You hijack a spaceship to take the party to outer space
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