You are immediately heralded as the King of Crunk

The glittering, glistening Crown of Crunk is yours, and yours alone, to wear and style. You tear off your shirt so the whole word can see your Germanica tattoo, big bold letters declaring to the world that Crunk will never die. The bros and the hos recognize! No one is more fresher, more crunker, more drunker, more funker than thou! Any who try to claim for the throne must be drown in 100% alcohol! That is your decree! So saith you, the great and glorious King of Crunk!

  1. You tire of being the King of Crunk very quickly
  2. You never tire of being the King of Crunk
  3. You have to abuse meth constantly to keep your Crown of Crunk
  4. You bust your nut a million times a day
  5. You drink and drink and drink until there is no more drink to drink
  6. You black out (again)