You blast your Crunk piss in the face of the world

"FUCK THA WYRLD!" you cry out, unzipping your baggy trousers to let freedom reign. You howl with laughter as you unleash the Beast, spraying a stream of urine into the faces of bouncers and patrons alike. No one in Party Town is exempt. The force of your piss is like a high-pressure crowd-control hose, knocking people down, giving everyone a contact high from your super-saturated Crunkitude!

1. Girls and boys line up to get pissed on
2. Angry bouncers kick you in the nads
3. You are torn apart by club goers, all thirsty for your essence
4. You flee this scene to find another place to crunk
5. Your stream of urine hits a high-voltage power source
6. You can't stop this unnatural piss from pouring out