Late at night you hear someone prying your living room window open! You get out of bed a quietly as you can and you pick up the wooden baseball bat you have standing up behind the bed. You keep the bat handy in case something like this happens, your glad you did. You open your bedroom door real slow and carefull. You tip toe towards the living room ready to swing a home run. You find a four foot tall humanoid being stealing all the gifts under your christmas tree. It is covered with matted green fuzz, you realize its the Grinch! You charge the bastard with a primal scream of fury. The Grinch throws a swastika shaped shuriken into your eye. You fall backwards wailing with pain. You and blinded and helpess, it hurts too much to open your other eye as well. The Grinch goes about the job of releaving you of anything of value. Before he leaves he fishes the flaming logs out of the fire place and he tosses them onto your couch.
⤓ Nuns of the future by the FuckGodTrio