Oil for the Loyal

The Spirit soars sweetly like a dove
Healing hearts with faith, hope and love
Anointing oils for the loyal
Love and life live in the Lord

Oil for the Loyal announces itself to the world.

This organization was created in the early 21st century and is widely credited with being a key factor in the start of The Gas Wars. This group of narrow-minded, self-hating fascists finally threw away the political smokescreens and declared themselves openly in favor of anything that benefited them, at any cost to John Q. Public; despite this, and the fact that center of their organization was the 2% wealth/power elite of America, they rallied great support from many lower-income Americans, particularly in the mid-west.

During the Gas Wars, they used a very nasty civilian targeting cluster bomb out of smuggled Unobtanium rainbow-cake they nicknamed McFing's Biscuits; these weapons killed thousands of Americans for their own good. They were so ruthless in their desire for MORE that large uprisings of the previously sheep-like populace soon armed themselves. Whether or not they did this to protect themselves or just to get in on the action is still being hotly debated.

Some famous people of the time where outed as being secret members of the OFTL: for example, popular surfer Kurf McGragle's career ended when he was heckled off stage at every public appearance for being a member. Even popular hip hop artist Oily T. RichBone was outed and he had to change his name to Holy Fist in the G Glove to recover record sales. Country and western singer Kyle Deerbone was shot dead onstage while preforming his radio hit "Save this land , kill the hand". This was the first in a brutal series of musical political killings.