Its a wild booze and dope binge for the first weekend there

You drink whiskey and snort cocaine with the boys. But you get sick and withdraw from the binge early. They proceed to get completely fucked up and wail and go crazy all night. You can't sleep and you feel miserable. You vomited four times. Then your wife calls to say that she's pregnant. She demands you return home immediately and you give in to her demands. You shall leave on the next ferry out, at five in the morning.

• 1 You stay sober waiting for the big day
• 2 You get a dog to help make the wait seem shorter
• 3 You leave your wife for a young fan
• 4 Its the big day
• 5 You are attacked by a six foot tall rooster
• 6 strange things are happening in nature