AS your wife Judy gets bigger she gets meaner. She has you cleaning cooking, working overtime and serving her like a slave. She never says thank you, but sometmes she bitches less. You finally break down a get a small sample of cocaine. You are chopping it up in the bathroom when she comes in a sees it. She rushes forwards and brushes the powder off the table to float down over the toilet. She slaps you and says next time its a divorce. Then you can pay alimony and child support both while she chills out in your stately home and you find a new place to live.