You are too squeamish to be with your wife at the time of birth. So you are in the waiting room watching a great game. The Stealers are fucking up the Raiders. Already three Radiers have been carried away in stretchers. One of them will never walk again. This is great! You hate the Raiders and they keep showing the quarter back getting his leg snapped with the bone sticking out and blood gushing! Your wife Judy is screaming in the birthing room it sounds rough. You go to the vendo machine to get a soda. Before you finish feeding nickels and dimes into it trying to build up a cool drink the doctor and nurses in the birthing room are screaming loudly as well. What the fuck!