If you lay on the park bench

You are in agony! It feels like your stomach is being ripped apart. You lift up your shirt, and you see two raised horn like points of skin. They look like insect mandibles! You vomit your sandwiches up in a angry acid reeking burst.

"Damn this Cult spread!" you scream at the world.

• 1 If you stagger along looking for a pay phone to call an ambulance
• 2 If you lie on the bench for awhile longer
• 3 The Cult Spread bus just happens to be driving by
• 4 cool you feel better now how about a cult spread pop sickle stick, just a medium sized one
• 5 You are feeling the pleasant cults spread after glow now and you decide to hit the local pool hall to summon someone to a pool stick lance joust