If you lie on the bench for awhile longer

You are bloating visibly and the pain is unbearable you lay writhing on the bench screaming bloody murder, the people passing you on foot give you wide birth.

• 1 If you projectile shit and vomit
• 2 If someone calls an ambulance
• 3 If you fall off the bench writhing and screaming

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