If you projectile shit and vomit

Then it gets worse. You start heaving and farting even louder and wetter, you feel the warmth in your underwear and then things get bad, you are puking and the stream is flowing out four feet to splash a passing car, and the shit is roaring out your ass like a oil gusher. People stare at you with hatred and disbelief, your ego is taking a blow it will probaly never recover from.

1. find a fountain in the park to wash off in
2. You leave the secular life behind for thirty years of devotion to harsh Ordeals in the sewers, becoming one with the waste and disease of civilization
3. and this shit ain't done yet
4. retreat to the between fence alleys of the suburbs looking for clean clothes you can steal
5. Flip those bitches off and start walking home
6. at least this extreme heat should dry you up soon