The Cult Spread bus is as common a sight as the ice cream bus nowadays. The driver is cruising slow and dispensing this chem-meal to folks all over town. He can smell the smell of Cultsick. He hurries out of the bus to hand You a can of a product named Calm belly. You read the instructions. Shake it hard. You lift the plastic telescoping nozzle. Shake the carbonated can and pull pop the top threw a clever metal rod that extends past the can's lid. A minty spray explodes down your throat with unexpected speed. When the synthetic mint tasting foulness hits your belly You float like a frog and belch a liquid cloud of minty smelling vapor like a fog. It covers a whole city block. Smells kinda nice and your belly feels fine. You pay the Man.
You notice you have vomited all over your shirt. The fog at least has neutralized the odor.