If you fuck around and cause mischief

It's Day One and you have your own office! You download porn and illegal mp3s off the internet, then you take your pants and underwear off and dance around in your own office till lunch break. You decide to go out for lunch, hungry for #3 value pack: Burger, fries, medium drink. After you've bought that, you run by the liquor store to pick up a fifth of vodka and a pack of smokes.

Back to the office to enjoy your meal...

• 1 If you get completely smashed on the vodka
• 2 If you barge into someone else's office
• 3 If you hack the computer system while smoking and drinking
• 4 If you attempt to seduce some securitarys
• 5 You prank phone call the OFTL while at work there
• 6 Hack to OFTL home page to a gay porn website with the most disgusting ass gaper cum sharing scenes right there up front and slick with layers of Male proteinious goo