If you get completely smashed on the vodka

After munching down the American standard meal you begin sucking down the vodka straight from the bottle. You feel great and your Puck-like side begins shining out with a wicked grin. You feel like you did back when your parents went out for the evening and they left you alone to break the rules all night long!

• 1 If you start a flame war on a internet forum
• 2 If you toss the empty bottle through the window of your 5th story office
• 3 You call girls trying to get a date untill it's time to clock out and go home
• 4 go to Men's room and shit in the sink
• 5 You prank phone call the OFTL while at work there
• 6 Wander around the floor your on, getting to know to place better while drunk as fuck