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Mollkin Musician
You are a musician
Pages in category "Mollkin Musician"
The following 200 pages are in this category, out of 234 total.
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2nd gig
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A hickup in the reality main frame makes you a human
A horrible bus wrecks mars the bands beginning
A life changing experience on the road
A shadey outfit steals you and your band as products
A sudden change in line up
A sunami hits the island
A timpani drum player joins the band
A upright bass player joins the band
As the population surges give it sovereignty as a nation
At least the show gets cancelled
C
Constant harassment from the human cast
Create your own drum kit and join a traditional Mollkin Folk music band
D
Darker Darko
F
Friction from Police
G
Get a anti human T V show
Get a bass player and a turn table mollko
Get a modified voice box to rap with
Get a once a month H B O special
Get back to your roots with lots of 1st generation music
Go back to your roots with first generation mollkin folk music
H
Hard up for cash you join the Mollkin underground
Here you are now
I
If this is a all minority show
If you are the token Mollkin
If you get with a half Mollkin half Poldaki band with a human bass player
If you give up and join the mob
If you record a Uncle Daddy & Me single for the motion picture ASSRAIN
If you start your rap career
If your Doo-wop group gets a gig at a club
Inkwell gets several tours in and around Infictive County
Inkwell is hired by the local college to preform live silent movie soundtracks every other sunday afternoon
Its a escape thing you want want want
Its mollkin hunting season
Its the Hard crime stuff for you now
J
Join up with a Mutant Jazz band
Jonhy Mollkin makes a legendary appearance
K
Keep sharing the noodles
M
Make new uniforms out of trash you find on the cold streets
Mollks vr.s Skinheads
Months roll by doing those shows
N
Now your voted off the show
O
Obbs Niss
P
Pick up a hitchiker
Pisk Froths
Pulled over in Kansas
R
Record contract
S
Sing as you die
Somebody leaves the band
Someone takes you to the animal shelter
Start up a Militant Mollkin group
T
Take them to Lake Crump for a week of fishing and gathering water radishes
That's when half the band breaks off to join you in the studio and the other half goes on as a uncompromising group
The band cuts a single with Erect Sponges Discs
The band gets back together with a human bass player
The band isn't as popular any more and you're forgotten
The band plays mutant jazz songs of epic length
The band remains popular for the rest of your life as a vegetable
The band struggles on
The bands first adventure
The epic walk
The flute player quits
The police get mean
The shows ratings go up
The singers refuse to do a album, saying thats selling out
The tour ends
The Young Mollks and Mandy hit the studio for a second album
Theres a studio fire
They refuse to vote you off. They like fucking with you
They want to do the album
This is it. The last episode
This turns out to be the shows most contraversial season and its final
Trade your guitar for a ride a hundred miles closer to home
Try to Humanize your music enough to get mainstream record sales
W
Whats life at Tromie's like your ask?
Y
You act up
You and your crew sell weed
You are a musician
You are disfunctional, but you can still play
You are featured on a documentory about the hole in the hole in the wall
You are given your freedom by your master on his death bed
You are here to be ridiculed
You are picked up by animal control
You are sold into the sex slave circuit
You are to be thrown into a pit of rapid pit bulls to entertain the humans
You are voted off the show
You attempt to get a session at The hole in the hole in the wall
You attempt to start a mollkin mutant jazz band
You attempt to write a reginal mutant jazz hit song
You attend a rap joust and the Infected scar tissue club
You become a gansta thug and and rap artist
You become a model
You become a vice sound man for Johny Mollkin
You become the president of a island mollkin nation
You break into rap, for the money
You burgle some human's house
You buy the band dinner at Taco Bell
You can play the guitar with your teeth, even with the toes on your head!
You can still play but that's pretty much all you can do
You can't go on anymore, time to end this life and hope for a better next one
You center everything on getting a killer outfit
You clash violently with the Human Onlyists
You concentrate on your record scratching skills
You consider a suicide bombing
You cut a traditional record with a troupe of 1st generation mollkins
You demand a all star cast on your first album
You drop your roots thing and rap
You dumpster dive and dream
You film a drug fueled orgy with your low rent groopies
You form a band of like minded mollkins
You form a three Mollk talking blues outfit
You gain a trumpet player
You get a gig and the hole in the hole in the wall as warm up act
You get a gig at the Meat Locker
You get a gig at washington A C
You get a job
You get a job at Marching Mushroom studios
You get a job mopping the streets
You get a mollkin lady vocalist
You get a part time job to help feed the band
You get a rail thin and geeky lead singer
You get a saxophone and attempt a solo career with it
You get a singer for the band
You get a turntablist
You get ahold of a turn table and start Scratching vinyl
You get funky outfits for You and the band
You get in with a Mollkin gang
You get into harder drugs
You get into mutant jazz with a couple humans from the show
You get into porn
You get lots of fan mail
You get picked up by a insane and evil farmer
You get some jobs doing commercials
You get the band a puppy
You get together with a group of like minded musicians
You get with a punk band
You get your own T V Series
You gig a gig at a garage sale it pays a donut per musician
You go for the part of the Mollkin shoe sales man who has all the dirt on Mr. Big
You go for the Steve martin docudrama on H B O. You play Young Steve
You go insane and decide to start shooting every Oil For the Loyalist You can
You go to a mollkin club way down town
You go to Mystery X's home studio to finish your recording
You go to planet blue to see a shaman about healing your genitals
You got ripped off on this van buy
You grow your own weed
You have a second drummer now, one Kigi Brilks
You have an affair with a human girl
You have bold plans for the next season
You have Herry Flinger as a guest
You have to sell your saxophone for meds n heat
You have your own saterday morning cartoon that you do voices for
You hook with a mollkin blues outfit that very night
You join Moxie Squirrel
You keep on trying to get gigs
You land a series of gigs in Thailand
You leave the band to rap
You literally crawl home
You live on cockroaches, and back wash beer still trying to get a group together
You make a appearance on the Herry Flinger show
You make a movie
You manage to make it home somehow, minus your guitar
You meet Andrew McFing and it leaves a lasting impact
You meet Johny Mollkin
You meet mollkin rapper Darker Darko
You meet rap producer Evil Vannafix
You move in with a free mollkin drug dealer and you write songs together
You move to the east coast
You move to the west coast
You play at the masked halloween festivals battle of the bands
You play guitar during all your free time
You play oil rig equiptment with a like minded young mollkin
You play on a Public Television documentory about the emerging Mollkin music scene
You play on street corners for change
You play spoons and croon by the light of the moon
You play the Infected Scar Tissue
You preform live every night
You pursue a music career
You put your heart and soul into it
You rap for a otherwise all human metal rap hybred band
You record a bunch of jazz standards with you on the guitar parts
You record a live Johny Mollkin set at the Hole in the Hole in the wall club next
You record Screaming Mollk Hostins
You record Snack Attack!
You record the album Mollkin Nocturne
You record the oils of love for top forty radio
You record the Pop Boy's attempted come up C D
You rent a mollkin whore
You result to mugging a human
You rob a licker store trying to get up the cash to literally buy a band
You sell out hoping for tons of cash
You sell your soul to the Devil for a successfull career
You sell your things of value to buy a dime bag to treat the band to
You shoplift
You sing mutant Doo-wop on the street corner with some buddys for donated change
You spend all you can on living large, projecting the legend
You spend every penny you made financing a mutant jazz outfit
You start danceing around more and acting more showbiz
You start experimenting with drugs
You start moving in a more rap oriented direction
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