You are the release for all the tensions on the show. You are always getting beaten up, talked down on. Dangerous pranks nearly get you killed twice. Still they will not vote you off the show. They love it when you get fucked it. You lose your middle head toe the next episode from one of their set up pranks. You get a nasty infection they keep aggravating until you get a brain infection and die while they take turns peeing on you.
The End