You go to planet blue to see a shaman about healing your genitals

You spend all the money you have made from the show on a round trip to Planet Blue. Your plan is to see a Poldaki shaman healer. You have to dumpster dive to eat on this alien world but thats o k. Soon you are off into the outback. You meet a shaman who agrees to try to heal you in exchange for the rings that you wear. These rings have been passed down three generations. The entire Mollkin history is represcented by them. But without genitals you cannot produce any more mutant babies and the line will end with you. You agree and the shaman instructs you to get naked. You do so, but only after more pushing on the shaman's part. You get rubbed down with this strange green/blue oil. It makes you skin warm and itchy. You snort the course grey powder the shaman offers you on a brilliant crimson shell. Your eyes flood up with tears till you can hardly see anything around you. A warm numbness covers you. Like numbing kisses from before this life. You skin is now covered in itchy boils, it seems to shake as you stare at it. The shaman's blue face is sheened with sweat as he works quickly. Waving his hands like stalks in a breeze, chanting some language older then human civalization. He has these sharp sticks that he holds onto a fire, then dips in varyous thick potions to stab your crotch. It just tickles, but you see droplets of blood on the sticks. This goes on for hours during which you are given occasional refreshing snorts of the grey powder. You never find out what it was. In the end the shaman makes a bandage of insects ground into a tree sap and piled onto your crotch till it hardens. You are told it will dry up and flake off you in days. The stuff will help prevent the intense itching the follows rapid regeneration of flesh. You chill out in the woods healing for a couple weeks. You continue to raid dumpsters till its time to catch a ride back up. You feel your sexual organs reforming, getting fuller and more solid everyday. By the time you have gotten back to earth and returned to eating cockroaches to food you are have a fine set of cock n balls. Better then the origenal set in fact!