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Continue Stealing
If you continue stealing
Pages in category "Continue Stealing"
The following 80 pages are in this category, out of 80 total.
A
A cheap sci fi show
A last moment chance to redeem yourself
A musical show featuring local talent
A panel style talk show
A sleazy sexy show where you try to get ladies to show they're tits and asses
C
Celebrity surfer , Kurf McGragle
D
Do the hokey pokey and turn yourself about
F
Fall onto the bottle and the drugs in these times of woe
Film a X rated version where you ask girls to have sex with you on camera for a movie
Flip off the chopper and keep walking
G
Give up your show to save your health
H
Have the Ketjack Undead on for a set and a short interview afterwards
Helen is abducted by an eagle
Hold the place up and demand everyones wallet and keys
I
If they let you off with a warning
If you accept
If you ask for a walk in the moonlight instead
If you attempt to burgle the Oil For the Loyal lodge
If you attempt to kick in the back door
If you buy a sounding toy plastic laster gun
If you chat up one of Eric Podd's "flowers"
If you check yourself before you wreck yourself
If you climb down and run away
If you climb up to the second story looking for a unlocked window
If you continue stealing
If you decide to do research of a strange stories you've been hearing
If you decide to go for the big heist that will set you up for life
If you draw a Tarot card
If you go completly Klepto
If you go into the window that leads into a small office
If you hitchhike to Canada, to try to tap into the alaskan pipelane
If you just walk up to a window and smash it in with a crowbar
If you keep it low profile and only steal enough to buy gasoline
If you launder the money and get a ranch somewhere
If you make explosives to blow the front door in
If you mix amongst the other party goers and blow her off
If you open the window leading into the securitary workroom
If you pole vault onto the roof
If you smash your car throught the front door of the building
If you start looking for the loot
If you start stripping naked
If you walk home
Interview Gerald Ellon one of the top oftl men
M
More tuning and spreading
N
Next stop squirrel farm
Now its time for your court hearing sucka
R
Rep Wars
T
The car breaks down along the way
The cards begin telling you what to steal next
There is a knock at the door
There's a live killing on your show
They do know it's you
They don't know it's you
Try to crawl to a road and hope someone sees you and calls for help
Y
You accept the mushrooms but pocket them for later
You book Andrew McFing to play solo piano
You book Veggie Wig
You bribe the cops to let you go
You chicken out
You collect stolen dairys and journals
You fall in love with Helen
You flip them all off and then get naked
You get high with highwater
You go down through the industrial chimney
You go talk to your show
You go through all that cash in about eight months
You have a cooking/live music show
You have a political show
You have President Liberal on your show
You keep your tazer ready just in case and bodyguards are just off camera
You move to Simpso oregon to retire
You plan to make them pay for that one
You pull up to the wooded ranch of the squirrel breeders
You retire from your show
You rig up traps for unruly guests
You sell all the coke for cash
You set up your new computer and T V at home
You sneak out early in the morning before anyone else leaves
You try to hide somewhere is the area
Your show enrages the OFTL and they take action
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