If you draw a Tarot card

You reach into your hemp sack and pull out your road worn and bloodstained deck. You draw the eight of Arts. A wild haired man with an over sized head stares back at you from the card. This represents the wandering artist , transforming experiences of the road into wordy or colorful new symbols. Now you must make your choice:

• 1 If you go into a poolhall , Hold the place up and demand everyones wallet and keys.
• 2 If you walk home.
• 3 If you notice his famous car , and his crew so meet celebrity surfer , Kurf McGragle
• 4 If you pray to Jesus to save this sad sad world
• 5 If you get a job at the airport and clean up your drug use
• 6 The cards begin telling you what to steal next