Cancer Phlem Moustache

You have been wasting away and sinking in on yourself. You sleep on your couch all the time. While asleep you cough up phlem out your nose. It cakes into a pale green death moustache. The cancer is moving right in, life abundant. Life out of control.

• 1 War of the holiday cults
• 2 Hellish days of summer
• 3 Listen to your Johny Mollkin records naked in your closet
• 4 Your belly hates you
• 5 Take a ride to the turnip festival
• 6 You try out stand up comedy

⤓ Cancer phlem moustache by The Shiny Itches