You prank phone call the OFTL while at work there

The computer has a digital rolladex on it so you look up the numbers of prominent OFTL members like Kurf Mcgragle and you fuck with them. You leave disturbing messages or leave faggy sounding voice mails and hope they're friends over hear them later. Great fun!

• 1 If you get completely smashed on the vodka
• 2 If you barge into someone else's office
• 3 perform a raid on someone's office
• 4 the next day bring a lot of weed and hot box your office
• 5 take a series of nude selfies in your lavish office
• 6 If you attempt to seduce some securitarys