Encyclopedia Infictica 2
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Johny Mollkin PP1
The first Mutant Mollkin superstar. A cultural icon of his people. the very first Mollkin pop star! Mutant girls of all ages fell for Johny Mollkin, but it was when the human girls started hanging his posters up in their teenage bedrooms that trouble began. He was scandalous with the way he would gyrate his double-jointed hips in a suggestive manner in his music videos, while oil rained from the sky covering all these white animals like owls, seagulls, and teenage girls.
Rumors of him peeing on groupies was a norm in the 2020s, his early teenage years. Johny was arrested for indecent behavior for putting his webbed fingers in a groupie's vagina in a mall. This only served to inflame teenage girls to worship him as the greatest thing ever.
Johny Mollkin was born 2012 in Radioactive High-Risk Zone 129B in Southern Iraaq, one of twelve children; only Johny survived past age eighteen. Most of his siblings died working the radioactive oil fields -- safety standards are pretty lax when it comes to Mollkins, of course.
He has built a powerful political and musical presence, and he has been one of the activists openly opposed to Oil for the Loyal.
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Budd Kaiser:
Budd Kaiser is a psychic assassin for the Department of Public Memory. He didn't actually sign up for this job: one day, he just got a call to the boss's office, was informed that he had a new job, and he was to call the number on the sticky note that was pushed at him. The rest is present... Wiretapping and statistic keeping is how the dept of Public memory gets it's recruits. If they think you are right for the job, you will get a call to the boss's office. You will leave there ashen faced and with a new line of work. The hours are long and unpredictable, and they find you where ever you vacation. The hand has a finger to point you out.
Kamstin:
Kamstin is a providence of Ikory, a breakaway republic from Canada in the former Quebec area. Marijuana is legal, and the weed bars there have the best buds in the Western hemisphere. It has in turn banned soda pop and other high-fructose goods, much to the chagrin of many residents.
Kill Party:
Kill Party is an American heavy metal band formed in Dadrick, Moloch County, Oregon in 1991. Bass guitarist Tabb Anger and lead guitarist Rex Havoc have been with the band for its entire history, and for almost all of it they were joined by vocalist James Melse and drummer Until Watkins. Kill Party is one of the best-selling American hard rock/heavy metal acts, having sold over 32 million album copies worldwide, including 24 million copies in the US alone. The band has often been noted for their hatred hard-living lifestyles; all members have had numerous brushes with the law, spent time in jail, suffered long addictions to alcohol and drugs, have had a countless amount of violent escapades with rival bands, and they are heavily tattooed. Their ninth studio album, as well as a film adaptation of their best-selling band autobiography is due to be released in 2009.
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The Lake Crump Monster:
A large slimy mass rising from the water. It is some slimy green black creature. It has many numerous tentacles and black basic looking eyes all over it! This must be the Lake Crump Monster you have heard about! A horrible looking thing. It looks primal. From the dawn of time! You remain still and watch it for a few minutes. A hole opens up on top of its round body and it starts slurping in air slowly. The creature slowly swells to fifty percent larger in size. Then it seals the hole and slides back under the waters. You don't fish anymore that day.
Phil Lectrum:
A tall thin, dark and frothy keyboard player, also a magician and author of dozens of unpublished books. On weekends he was off to the local nudist colony to feel the wind on his genitals. Lectrum's first band was The Textfiles The band had been together for six months when Phil stormed out in a fit of anger over a restaurant check dispute. He teamed up with Anwar Salad a wheel chaired ridden saxophonist for a album named The Anwar Salad duo. Lectrum had a brief stint with the Vegetable Rights movement, he still gets flak about it today from every other stand up comedian out there. Phil is now fronting his own band, The Phil Lectrum Quartet. Phil preforms at the Viking Faire restaurant every other Friday night for free dinner and a pitcher of beer. All this for one song. This material provides the songs for his new live album. Lectrum plays for his dinner
Phil Lectrum Quartet:
Phil Lectrum Quartet, an obscure experimental jazz band. No one else in the industry even agreed that they were actually a jazz band at all. A slackerish band, they spent much more time reading books, watching movies and chatting then they actually spent rehearsing or preforming. The band's leader Phil Lectrum was a weekend nudist and Emokian magician. He recruited his old high school buddy Erms Coyloo to play drums. Erms was a lazy drunk with a heart of cheddar. They had three gigs over a sixteen month period at the Infected Scar Tissue, an industrial/goth club. During this time they were called The Textfiles and as a two-piece band they played distorted heavy staccato art noise that few liked. Gan Phemps, an electric bass player and part time fishnet fetishist, however, loved their stuff and he chatted them up and was soon a full on card carrying member. The most ambitious of the band, he also made sculptures out of ice cream and yodeled on a late night pirate radio show. Now they were the Phil Lectrum Trio, with Gan influencing them towards a smoother less distorted jazz sound. They were the first of the Infictive County jazz scene. Later comers to the scene such as The Shunting, and The McFing 6 would be the musical trend that put Infictive County on the radio map. They played as the P L Q for several months before hooking up with Ross Kantner, an angry cokehead with a heart of Sausage. The band was finally in it's album heard line up. Since Ross was the new comer, he was stuck with beer run chores and he had to sleep in the worse cot during they're tours. They all pitched in money for a few months for recording studio sessions. During this waiting period is when they wrote the rest of the Masked Festival album. They finally created they're album at Marching Mushroom Studio, a legendary studio, having been burned to the ground eighteen times since it's establishment as a one track cassette deck studio in the 1980's. The studio had fallen on Hard times, and this was year seven of them. They traded studio time for three fast food happy packs brought to them by the band before each recording session. The entire time of the Masked Festival sessions there was no studio fire, a new record for Marching Mushrooms. However when they returned to record they're follow up album, the place at burned to ash. Molly MegBonnet a cute little blond girl with round glasses and a tight firm ass went from an adoring teenage fan of The Phil Lectrum Q, to a groupie to a taking meth-dildos rectally in contraband porn videos. Somewhere along the way she wrote The True Story of The Phil Lectrum Quartet
Libreville:
The county seat and cultural center of Infictive County. Officially incorporated in 1859, the city of Libreville grew out of a small boom brought on by the earlier California gold rush, enjoying success as prospectors, predominantly French, moved northward in search of new fortunes. Gold brought entertainment to Libreville, as the latest fads in music and art would become the mainstays of the frontier community. The French population there where fairly Bohemian by the standards of the day, and many artists made this city home, including the likes of Deston Ruclime, semi-famous for his paintings done on women's undergarments. The next wave of people to the city were Scotch-Irish, Mediterranean and Asiatic, first and second generation Americans, who settled in the early 1900s for the allure of the speak easys and to make money as entertainers and club owners. A third population wave was the Mollkin influx of the early 2000s.
The Lodge:
A Large Door... Knock Three Times. There is a response from the inside of the door of three knocks. The Doors swing open and two huge brazen Pillars are on each side of the entrance to a long hall of black and white checkerboard. Across this hall or porce is a Flight of Winding Stairs to the upper chambers where you recieve your wages. There is a side door from the main hall where there is a pool table and places to play cards. This is where you find the Brothers shooting the breeze.
LoGoCola:
A independent soda company in fierce competition to Soda Man
Lungerfish:
Ahhhh, the Lungerfish! Kinda like a gar, but fat and puffy with fur like a opossum. They crawl up on the beach to eat Tuber beetles. but alass, I have spoken too much on this
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Andrew McFing:
Andrew McFing is the bass player for the McFing Experience. A band formerly known as the McFing6. Also a notorious author and one of the most hated men in America. AM1
Mad Dog McGee:
Outlaw biker.
The Mackabee 6:
A McFing6 cover band. Mutant Jazz with a synth.
MaMooska:
A huge round beast of brown fur. Three foot high and eight feet in diameter. You can make out no paws, ears, eyes or genitals. You only see a beast like a great fuzzy donut without the hole. A powerful blow hole that can launch a man into the sky. The beast's shit smells like rotten liquid garlic and sour sun curdled butter.
Marching Mushrooms Studios:
A accursed music studio starting in the mid 1980's. Every studio has caught on fire or exploded within two years of being rebuilt. The project was finally abandoned in 2006. MmMM
Mallrus:
pop-indy band Mallrus. This band loves beer and they share it with all the members
Mega-Weapon:
Constructed by car parts powered by car batteries. Its a ingeniously powerful beam weapon.
Meth-Demon:
It appears as a humanoid made out of pure crystalline energy. Sometimes it appears as a white smoke with flashes of electricity inside. Worshiped by tweak heads who want to bring it to our dimension so that it will rain Meth flakes.
Moloch County:
Moloch County is a county in Oregon, United States. Its county seat is Drudge. According to the 2003 Census, its population was 26,289, making it the biggest collection of assholes in the state of Oregon, and the fifth most asshollain in the United States. The state of Oregon estimates its population as of 2007 to be 28,121 people. These people are such assholes they believe everything they read at http://www.wnd.com/ The mullet took hold of the hairstyles of the county in the mid seventies and it has held sway ever since. It's expected not to end its trend run until around 2045.
Motely Howe:
Guitarist for Black circle. Howe has been a fugitive from the law for his numerous refusals to shave. He is most famous for assassinating county music icon Kyle Deerbone live on stage.
Therapon Mor:
Therapon Mor is a half-Crumpatako preacher, and founder of the Common Order of Khcmk. There are no known photographs of him, as his stated spiritual doctrines prohibit it, and very few people have seen his face, owing to the mask he wears as part of his priestly duties.
The Multi-Prism Nodal Fractal Circuit:
Where the Omni-Game takes place.
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Nano-Integrating Anti-Qlippothic BioSuit:
A nanite swarm which integrates into your bio-circuitry. Recommended for frequent travelers of cthonic Qabbalahs. It is a resonant based technology which counters underworld modulations of your meat's waveform. It achieves this through a careful synthesis of Ain Soph Aur devouring the Black Mother in a perpetual nano-battle of archetypal chemical. Employs Tiferetmeksol 2.0 technologies with improvements to the standard features found in the Mercury Suit, yet compact enough to integrate with your biological system through the bloodstream. Fits any Neural 27 port snuggly with it's adaptable frame and is backwards compatible for those with older model interfaces, in need of upgrades. It should at the least, improve upon their current firmware and eliminate the need for Black Mother invocations and encounters.
Marianne Netto:
Marianne Netto(born 17 November 1962) usually known as 'Neatie,' is a Libreville woman who claims to have survived the terrorist attack that destroyed the World Trade Center on 11 September 2001. Netto has stated that the Easter Bunny miraculously healed the horrible burns she received in the attacks. She also says she had a near-death experience in which she met Easter B, who told her to return to life and travel the world to spread his message and colorful eggs. Since approximately 2003, Marianne Netto has lived as a guerrilla preacher, speaking unexpectedly at evangelical churches throughout the United States and Canada. Independent investigations of Netto's claims, however, have caused many observers to question her story. Ritz Bumbridge, a reporter from Los Angeles who has been researching Netto since 2004, claims to have evidence that Marianne was fishing at Lake Crump on September 11, thousands of miles from the attacks. Netto has made many other claims about her background and career that others have questioned. In particular, her claim to be the illegitimate granddaughter of film director Alan Smithee. Netto has led the Smithee family to threaten her with legal action. Marianne Netto was born Julie Ann Khaner in Libreville in 1962. Her birth certificate shows that at some unspecified point she changed her name to Julie Ann Vialflippage, and later changed it again to Marianne Netto. In 1997 she also had an Canadian passport issued in the name Marcy Victoria Klee. She has also used a variety of other names at various points in her life.
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Obo:
The Lost Tribe. They live in the Dreamtime, elder brothers and sisters to humanity. They are here to help us. We each have guardian Obo spirits, spirit family, who come to us in dreams we don't remember. They tell us the most important things about ourselves. If only we could remember the dreams, we could wake up for good.
Donnie OFTL:
A pervert trouble maker with a rich lady. Watch out ladies, and I do mean Watch out!
Oil for the Loyal:
This organization was created in the early 21st century and is widely credited with being a key factor in the start of The Gas Wars. This group of narrow-minded, self-hating fascists finally threw away the political smokescreens and declared themselves openly in favor of anything that benefited them, at any cost to John Q. Public; despite this, and the fact that center of their organization was the 2% wealth/power elite of America, they rallied great support from many lower-income Americans, particularly in the mid-west. During the Gas Wars, they used a very nasty civilian targeting cluster bomb out of smuggled Unobtanium rainbow-cake they nicknamed McFing's Biscuits; these weapons killed thousands of Americans for their own good. They were so ruthless in their desire for MORE that large uprisings of the previously sheep-like populace soon armed themselves. Whether or not they did this to protect themselves or just to get in on the action is still being hotly debated. Some famous people of the time where outed as being secret members of the OFTL: for example, popular surfer Kurf McGragle's career ended when he was heckled off stage at every public appearance for being a member. Even popular hip hop artist Oily T. RichBone was outed and he had to change his name to Holy Fist in the G Glove to recover record sales. Country and western singer Kyle Deerbone was shot dead onstage while preforming his radio hit "Save this land , kill the hand". This was the first in a brutal series of musical political killings. OfTl
OFTL:
See Oil For the Loyal.
The Order of Black-Φ:
Killing the word of all aeons.
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Fag Phelps:
A disbarred lawyer who leads the anti-gay hate group The Fag Hammer. A fat sloppy greasey sexual wart of a man. He wears tight spandex to show off his hideous genital packedge during his public demonstrations. Phelp's son Bob Phelps, who has had his name legally changed to Tracker Von Histek , wrote a book about the sexual molestations that Phelps committed on him as a child, his sister and the family dog took a lot of freaky sexual abuse as well. It is ironic that a man so publically dedicated to hatred of homosexuals should have Fag for a first name. The name comes from the word faggot, or bundle of sticks. God puts faggots on the fires of hell say the Christians. Phelps has made the top ten most hated list as compiled by Get Real magazine. A recent poll of the most hated people in the world. It is amazing how nobody ever attacks him, the most incredible example was when he and his hate filled crew went to IranaaQ during the fourth gulf war. He protested the survial of the IraanaaQ people in front the piles of dead bodies and burning babies, far away from U S troop protection, which they would not provide anyway being as Phelps protests they're funerals. Yet somehow, the enraged and traumatized people did nothing to Phelps and his crew. They attacked a Hippie Van full of food and medicine that arrived in the burning city some thirty minutes later, killing all inside.
pineal pirate:
Specialize organ traffickers. They sell most of they're grisly wares to the OFTL and alien traders.
Planet Blue:
A fine planet with a earthlike tropical climate. It hosts more plant drugs then any other known planet. The indigenous people are the Poldaki. they are very similar to humans but different enough to be considered animals and legal to sell. The planet is currently being plundered into a cinder by exploitative Earth interests. PP4
Pop boys:
A horribly souless plastic band of replaceable cute young men in they're late teens. The screaming fans don't even seem to notice when a band member disappears and is replaced by another of the same stereotype.
The Portal of Garbage-Vorticity:
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Roy Porkus:
Roy Porkus, Grand Commander of the Knights Templer of the State of California, now retired, is best known for his role in The Tomato Riots in Arcata, Ca. He was born in Hartford, Connecticut, and raised in New Hampshire. He graduated from Exeter High School before attending the U.S. AIR FORCE ACADEMY, graduating in 1960 as a Second Lieutenant. After serving for California Highway Patrol, and in various staff positions, he retired in 1985 as a Lieutenant Colonel. He then worked with Contra Costa Probation Juvenile division until retiring in 2002. His education included a MS in engineering, MS in logistics management and two associate degrees in Criminal Justice.
President Liberal:
President Barry Liberal President Liberal was elected in 2008. The first American Mollkin president. The OFTL forces still claimed that Mollkins where animals and could not be in government or have any rights other then those of a farm animal. He ended the 7 gulf wars President Thrush had started and put the money into art. He spent billions on orchestras for small towns. Hiring locals to learn to play tubas, violins and such. The young where quick to gravitate to this. Presi
President of the Squirrels:
Widely considered to be the most powerful office a Squirrel can hold, the President of the Squirrels is responsible for acting as ambassador to the Volery of Birds and the Dragon Underground. Due in part to the lack of respect most birds have for squirrels, most presidents spend their time eavesdropping on bird conversations and reporting what they hear to the Dragon Underground. In return, the Dragon Underground promise to prevent reptiles from devouring the defenseless squirrel youths.
Few squirrel presidents have succeeded in promoting Squirrel Rights into polyracial awareness as successfully as Ratatat-tat. Ratatat-tat ran for office several times, but never won. However, he did lead an armed insurrection and succeeded in claiming power with his furry army in the summer of 2012. While he then declared himself president, few squirrels accepted him as such unless they were part of the militia.
Even without this popular support, he was able to overthrow the old aeon of air superiority that the Volery of Birds previously maintained through political maneuvering, (and, to a lesser extent, by providing flying squirrels with laser helmets stolen from a raid on GreedTech in 2014.)
By 2017, he'd abolished the system of elections and declared himself President For life, after discovering he'd achieved a kind of eternal youthfulness during the GreedTech raid. Macdonalds Styrofoam, having kept careful account of the events of Ratatat-tat's life, determined that GreedTech, being the leader in immortality research, must have been keeping their serum in the large vats that Ratatat-tat had fallen into during the raid of 2014.
When he died in 2044 under suspicious circumstances, those squirrels who had never accepted him as president had been long dead, and the new generations of squirrels mourned his passing.
President Painland:
Will she ruin our country once and for all? "You betcha!". President Sarah Painland
Project Stockpile:
An Expedition in data mining and hording utilized by Op 1 and 3 to build the sentient cluster that acts as the core of Orbital space city ketheres. "aggregate as much of the useful data from the web right now on hard media, like saving canned food before a nuclear holocaust...sneak into major providers physical centers and clone entire RAIDs..."
Purple storm:
A bizarre storm with purple cloud that is really for an alien invasion and zombie infestation.
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Mush Raines:
A soul searching holy man, Mush Raines was after what John Dee called "Radical Knowledge", knowledge that was revealed by the very source of knowing itself. His searchings took many forms and were often only "so" successful. Part of his story was carved in to a tree with an axe by his friend Jebbin Lane.
Ratufa:
A coalition of Asian giant squirrels, much larger and more well-trained than their American counter-parts. Some especially fat ones have been known to be spreading Maoist agitations among certain receptive circles.
Red Bull Montana:
Red Bull a.k.a. Red Bull Montana. Coming to America as an aspiring mobster, the Norwegian hopeful thrust himself into the American moblife starting at the age of 7. After helping with a few run and guns, Red Bull earned a name for himself by killing local and famously known grandfather of the legendary singer Johny Mollkin. To this day Red Bulls influence on American mob life can be compared to the United States invading Uglavaria back during the Great Gas Wars.
Pilot Red:
Pilot Red (May 2, 1982 - 2, 13, 850), alias Amelia Reddington, was the featured character in the Key23 Hypersigil. Red showed herself to be an uncommonly strong-willed young woman, navigating herself through the many strange situations that she was dropped into without losing her fundamental sense of self. This strong-willed nature further manifested in the form of a fierce anti-authority stance, as evidenced by her treatment of the "hallucinatory" voices and bodies that presented themselves to her.
Dex Reed:
Dex Reed writes reviews for Going Stoned magazine. He also shoots carp from helicopters with a sniper rifle as a hobby.
St. Regina:
The first Discordian Saint of Infictive County.
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Saint Snuff:
At four hundred and ninety, St. Snuff has been around for quite a while. He was ordained in Europe during the rule of a dark and ruthless warlord. He partied with the gnostics and the knights templar, and he even met Hassan-e-Sabbah at a wild party in the middle east. A bohemian who has seen endless counter cultures rise and fall, and the lasting effects they have left. Once when Snuff was a young man in his thirties, he saw three burned but partially readable pages of Faemblem of divstellatio. It is because of this glimpse that he is so long-lived. After years of ignominy, Snuff was finally declared a Discordian Saint. Now, while deciding if something is up to Snuff or not, you should probably refer to him as St. Snuff, as in:
"Is it up to St. Snuff?"
St. Snuff is patron of perfectionists, assassins, and tobacco enthusiasts. His influence is most directly felt while listening to music you can't stand. His number is 32 and his color is phlegm.
The Anwar Salad duo:
This two piece jazz group had a short seven month run. The leader of the duo, Anwar Salad moved on into activism ending the duo after they're only album: Cheshire Smirk Smock. Anwar is still a avid saxophonist, although he only plays to relax at home, or sometimes, during protests, leading the crowd with various poldaki folk songs.
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Scuba-Apes:
Specially trained aquatic monkey minion hooked to breathing tubes attached to submarines so as to keep them from running away. They are usually sent on underwater treasure scavenging missions and deep sea research data collection dives. The first batch were trained by a Dr. Linda Gallantez for a Orbital Control shadow-op recovery mission.
James Earl Scumbaugh:
womanizing guitar player, James Earl Scumbaugh is now serving year three of a five year sentence for oil laundering. He still plays guitar on albums, a crew comes in to record him in jail, he has more tattoes now. Many Young OFTL country bands visit Scumbaugh in jail. It is considered a badge of honer to do so. James Earl Scumbaugh is up for parole in 2010. Already his band Prairie Road are polishing the songs he sent them from jail to perfection. James claims his new album shall be the Sargent Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club band of country and Western. We shall see...
Sea walkers:
A folk legend of Washington A C. During certain sea storms the legend has grown of the sea walkers coming to shore. These are supposed to be part man part frog or fish creatures with green gray scales and rows of evil looking teeth. Four fingered hands and they walk upright like man. They are said to sometimes drag people screaming into the waters. There is a beach on the north side where fossilized foot prints of these monsters are said to be found.
Shaggy 2-Fucks:
"Fuck em Twice, Uhhhh", is the slogan saying of Shaggy 2-Fucks. Some forty something jewish men at a board meeting came up with it. They felt it sounded very "Thug like". By the mid-twenty-first century Shaggy began singing gospel, but with his signature "Ughhs".
the shitshow bar:
This place sucks but at least it will be a start. They hire first nighters all the time. Its a rough crowd though. Comics have been killed on this stage. You try out stand up comedy
Sigal Hasterson:
Fucking little creeper. He is a little dog who has a ambition to be the alpha male top dog and dominate all. A stalker of pretty girls and a serial bragger about shit he never really did. His personality guarantees his unhappiness. But he must be on top to be happy and the climb is tooooooo high.
The squirrel wars:
squirrels attack a fifty person family re-union in the park on the west side of the forest and this sparks the squirrel wars. This netted them a ten dollar bounty for each rodent corpse turned in to the post office. dd1
SodaSplosion:
a two litter energy drink.
Strawberry Soda:
Who's this tall, cool, delicious drink of fizzy scarlet liquid coming towards me? Why that's international pop princess Strawberry Soda. Envied by millions, desired by billions, the ravishing redhead is known for her body positive happy hardcore pop, bubbly personality and perpetual virginity. Tabloid sleazoids have been trying for years to spin "the ultimate story" of Strawberry's deflowering, but none of these false allegations have ever stuck. Photojournalists burn their careers following her around day after day, trying to get that "Nipple Slip" shot that will make them rich. None have succeeded.
Ivan Sudic:
A spy and member of the Uglavarian underground resistance movement.