Taco Pop:
A extremely popular Carbonated vegetable drink. Like a light drinkable meal in a can with caffeine. PP3
Teams of fuzzy freedom fighters:
It's hard to shoot them, they are small and vary fast, they juke left and right, they use cover to get close or to get away. Don't think that your any safer inside a building either, it's best to make peace with them. There's more of them then we think. They are numerous enough to over power a old lady walking home with her grocery sack, and they are getting stronger. In secret underground labs that we could not even fit into they are designing dangerous weapons from elements of nature and trash we throw out, like old lighters. Some will strap on explosives on a suicide mission that may take out several people. Some may learn sniping skills with weapons that we know nothing of.
Cheesemo Torrentee:
Cheesemo is a well known Sicilian cook. But he is often photographed with shady characters. He is protecting them. That's his job. he is a actual legally employed bodyguard. Not that every thing he does is by any means legal. He also has a ranch with some pure bred Arabian horses and a few camels.
Uglavaria nationist Flights Inc:
Most pilots would never fly Uglavairia N. The outdated planes are in ill repair. The toxic factory smoke of the industrial Uglarvarian cities are harsh. Long hard winters cover the country nine months out of the year. This is followed by four hot flower spurting months. But the pay is good.
Uglavarian social networking:
The government of Uglavaria stole source code from Friendster and launched a service called "Uglaspace". Today, it is the only Internet site that may be accessed legitimately from the state, though it frequently goes offline thanks to the efforts of Russian hackers.
"Do you really have an account on Uglaspace? Or did they just make one of you to make it seem more popular than it is?"
The Uglavarian vegitable rights movement:
The Uglavarian vegitable rights movement in Uglavaria consists of a number of secret groups, ranging from charities (defined as PAPA in the Uglavarian terms) and self-help groups to bomb hurdling activists, who started to obtain wide publicity in 2005. The movement's origin can be traced to the late ninety's when Viva Plants was founded in Friskkenstein. At the local level, many activists spend much time providing support for newly planted flowers and veggies, most of whom are highly distraught. Although some have been accused of being Plant fuckers by some media and church heads, these groups also campaign for better treatment for mushrooms, lab altered corporate victims , underwater plants and fungous that grows under the skin - all of whom claim to suffer from discrimination regarding being pulled up and/or eaten. The most important charities in Uglavaria which have formed a federation called P A P A and an activist movement called Bulbs Not Bombs.
Uncle Daddy & Me:
Uncle Daddy is a three hundred pound black blues/soul singer with a greasy voice and a greasier persona. Me is the twelve piece big band orchestra that back him up in nostalgic cover versions of songs like "Gentle on my mind", and "A total eclipse of the heart", but they do it like Bennie Goodman was alive today, only not talented. They were voted number seven on the list of Bands most people want killed in a grisley tour bus wreck. Uncle Daddy on Lead Vocals, harmonica, electronic pickle jar, and samba violin Me is his backing band) See daddylinks
Unruh Manor:
The main house of a vast estate on the edge of Forest Park Cemetery in Helena, New York. A black iron gate, the bars spaced several inches apart. Morning glories curl upward. Speckled leaf shade from great oaks. The road in front of the Manor meets with a gravel lane, winding up a gentle slope. The building itself is low on the hillside, and appears to be set into the earth itself. Further up on the hill, a large courtyard and Olympic-sized pool play host to a gathering of vagabonds, musicians, and performers. Yurts pitched on the back acre. Horses graze near the stables, east of the main courtyard. A fox answers its young in the trees lining the cemetery. Near the back end of the grounds is the ruins of an old Viking building from a early unsuccessful European colonization. A stone foundation and a tall stones still upright is all that's left. Looks great: visitors often take pictures of it. Prairie Chickens run in groups with pheasants. Rare perfumed spiders weave glimmering thick webs to catch the small things. Hunters will absolutely not be tolerated.
Lemongello Valota:
Lemongello or Lemon-Jello as his buddies call him is a mafia hit man. A high profile killer. He has a extreme fondness for fine wine.
Viking Faire Restaurant:
A restaurant designed to look like a viking long boat. Most of the staff are Squirrels. Popular in the Mutant Jazz cultural scene. " Squirrels in horned helmets hurry trays of meat and meade about. It's a long restaurant with a large fire pit on one side. The pit always burns, even on the warmest of summer days. Some teen age boys lay close to the pit. Cinder biters gathering aimless warm.
Vrosh:
A wine ferminted in meat with road kill berrys thrown in and oftentimes industrial waste and or strange lab drugs. Vrh
Vrosh is the only legal drink in Uglavaria.
Washington A.C.:
Incorporated as the 51st state in 2004. In the late 20th century several islands rose from the depths off the coast of South Carolina, and Washington A.C. an important sea salt resource. A total of 26 mines have pitted the island. It has a strong upper class conservative base while Moloch County has a strong lower class conservative base.
Weed Scene Productions
Weed Scene Productions is a film production company, noted for being responsible for the development and distribution of the documentary "Feces of Daath." The company was founded in 1994 from money the owners made off selling weed, hence the company name. Endless lawless and morals charges later the team is still at it. They even got the McFing6 to do they're theme song for free.
the weed show:
Hosted by Black Circle guitarist Motely Howe. All about the sacred herb, a talk show.
Who wants to marry a Mollkin?:
That crazy show Who Wants to Marry a Mollkin? It shows the show dating process, up to and including multi-species sex. The hottest thing on TV.
Zimbe: A brand new dictatorship in Africa..oil, diamonds, and exotic animal products are flooding out non-stop.
Zombie Outbreak:
Zombie outbreaks are all too common in Infictive County and Washington A C. Dead human bodies rise to eat the flesh of the living. Most of them are contained quickly but one of these days its going global.
Jim Zorn:
Right now Jim Zorn is blogging some right wing nonsense while sipping cold Coca-Cola and getting microwavable cheese pretzels. Soon he shall polish off a box of twinkies while drinking coffee. He is the man to go to if you need your computer fixed. He is a master surgeon of the computer. If was not the biggest geek there is he could be rich, he is doing pretty good for himself anyway. Do not fear Jim Zorn. Zorn is your friend.