Corporate

Some people just want More, Corporate warfare gets pretty serious when self replicating giant robots step into the battle. Soon mega rich C E O Silas B. Werner shall have much more to worry about then making that yearly record profit. As he fought a bloody war against Gerald Ellon and Bob Klack, two of The Most Hated People in the World They will turn our world into a Pus filled landscape. But in time, even they shall be Hyjacked by the desperate masses who try to save our world from being spent, used as a Mining colony. Other victums of corporate society would rather zone out completly with a Three day jimsonweed black out. Still others like Eugene Cakes would just steal and profit from the system anyway they can. Those who rebell face the danger that they will have the Finger put of them, all on the bankroll of The Three Splooges, an extention of The Invisible Hand. Be carefull when you piss off the powers behind the powers that be, they may shake The Fist at you. They have already put the Fist on the McMcFosterbergs, who in turn utilzyed the Invisible freedom hand, as would any Clearly sensible tie wearing folk. The rebellious throw they're fists in the air and say Fuck the man and don't let him steal our stash. the Invisible Hand says otherwise. Just another Flavor in a fucked up world, just more Discordian Taints. Ignore all this if you live in the past for these are Messages from the Future. Terry Milk lost his P D A., he thinks Oil for the Loyal is involved, he has heard rumers about it at Conservitive hunting partys. You can look up Connie Sativa on Anyone you want to see naked.com

So Top it off with liquid cake and meet us at Esozone Stadium we will be the ones wearing White coats. Then look for the Chubby Kitty the one with the Ciggy-soda. A new way Next, join the Gas Bandits it will pay you Room and board

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