Liquid cake is a early fore-runner of Bottles of Food. Hard working Rollins Cakes, grandfather of Eugene Cakes, created liquid cake as a nice way to get his favorite desert into a thermos for still warm sipping on lunch break. Silas B. Werner shot Rollins three times in the torso with a .45 in a dispute over copy-writes. Dead men sue no sales. Had the righteous money gone to the Cakes family, Eugene would have never changed his life and delved into crime. He would have grown a rich bespectacled early Internet business magnet. Alas had this even happened, he would have ended up being stabbed with a sharpend and posioned ear of corn, not living to enjoy his hard earned fortune.