Lost Losts of McFing

• The BLACKOUT PAPERS
• Mannikens want to kill me

Unknown To John Cage

1987 SEX AND DEATH IN HIGH SCHOOL
1989 SLEEPWAKING

1990 The BLACKOUT PAPERS, published by PORNFUCKER GAZETTE
1991 What fnords eat: Your Secret is Safe with Me
1992 Why white underwear can kill, published in FAR OUT WIZARD POWER magazine. This was a short and rambling article that never really made a point.
1992 How to make explosives out of crayons and onion extract, published in Super-Minds magazine. This article received the record number of hate mail the magazine had ever seen.
1995 Water For All: an important text for the Potable Water For All movement.
1996 MCFING EXPLAINS OUR UNIVERSE, Volume One, often regarded as one of the most pompous books ever.
1996 THE WEARY WOES KNOWS THE ROADS
1997 THE BISCUITS COOK BOOK
1997 The McPhing Machine: An Exploration of My Body
1998 A strange Untitled text was published, describing Dholes, giant earthworms and their hive mind, that was layering the moons of Jupiter with their young on their way to the earth's core.

2000 FUCK ALL ORGANIZED RELIGIONS, Volume Three. The others of the five volume series where all lost on the way to the publisher.
2002 STORIES TO MAKE YOU STOP, a book of short stories.
2003 THE TOES OF FREEDOM: This book was so unpopular that all the corrupt deeds of the government where ignored for the four weeks of media hate modelled after George Orwell's hate week. A token celebrity of sicko child killing mom, maybe a liberal film producer is selected to be hated and slimed all over the media to get the sheep's minds off the real issues, works like a charm.
2003 THE GOVERNMENT FILMS YOU PISSING AND SHITTING
2004 FAG PHELPS : THE SECRET SEX LIFE OF A HATE GROUP FOUNDER
2005 HOW TO FUCK WITH YOUR MOUTH
2007 THINGS I SEE HAPPENING IN THE Future, and no I am not sniffing glue! Predicted among other things The Mollkin Uprising, The Gas Wars, and The Great Vienna Sausage Shortage. Unfortunately, he also predicted a worldwide lawyer murder-suicide conspiracy and the adoption of an international currency called Bux.

2011 Fibrous toxic ruin, the Last Tour: A short text with tons of photos, audio samples, and video clips make this post-paper book one of the most comprehensive multimedia archives of the French noise collective. Lacking the usual visionary rants of Andrew McFing, this book was commissioned by the SOSM, and was printed privately by the Department of Short Term Memory.
2012 ADOPT A MOLLKIN
2012 Egregores can kill you
2017 Black Magick for Journalists, a treatise on political use of the Werther Effect by commentators and public speakers during the early twenty-first century. (Interesting Sidenote: Thousands of book reviewers died in suspiciously similar traffic accidents in the days immediately after this book's publication.)

2024 Complete History of Military Rape: Shaften House Publishing produced this 900 page retrospective, furnishing McFing with a rather sizeable fortune and temporal passes to visit battlefields throughout history, armed with a camera and holoprojecting camouflage.