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Kyle Deerbone as Jess Wade in the 2008 remake of "Charro!".

Kyle Deerbone was an openly racist Country and Western singer, better known for his augmented butt-shaking than his song writing ability. Ladies all over the world loved him and believed what-ever he told them, much like the effect female singers of the time had on me.

Kyle had a massively successful Ellon Truck commercial career as well. He convinced endless red necks and "Tough guys" to buy those gas-guzzling Ellon Trucks that stood so high that even other trucks at the stoplight corner could not see around them to determine it was safe to make that turn, resulting in many fatalities.

He was killed by Motley Howe back in 2008.

The Kyle Deerbone Discography

solo / "Naps With Girls in Texas" - Beerscene Records and Coasters, 1999
solo / "Fuck With Merica, It's A Bomb Up Your Ass" - Beerscene Records and Coasters, 2001
Kyle Deerbone and the Engine Revvers / "Why God Made Beer" - Whiskeyscene Records and Tires, 2002
solo / "A Country Man Takes His Stand" - Whiskeyscene Records and Tires, 2003
solo / "Make way for the Redneck Bridgade!" PumpkinScene Records and Tires, 2004
Kyle Deerbone and the Engine Revvers / "twelve pack and change" - Shotgun Scene Records and Pies, 2006
solo / "Double live" - Shotgun Scene Records and Pies, 2007
solo / "And God made America" - Shotgun Scene Records and Pies, 2008

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-'''Kyle Deerbone''', an openly racist Country and Western singer, better known for his augmented butt shaking than his song writing ability. Ladies all over the world loved him and believed what-ever he told them, much like the effect female singers of the time had on me.
+'''Kyle Deerbone''' was an openly racist Country and Western singer, better known for his augmented butt-shaking than his song writing ability. Ladies all over the world loved him and believed what-ever he told them, much like the effect female singers of the time had on me.
-Kyle had a massively successfull Ellon Truck commercial career as well. He convinced endless red necks and "Tough guys" to buy the vary gas guzzleing Ellon trucks that stood so high that even other trucks on the are the stoplight corner could not see around them to see if it was clear to make that turn, many died. He was killed by [[Motley Howe]] back in 2008.
+Kyle had a massively successful [[Ellon Truck]] commercial career as well. He convinced endless red necks and "Tough guys" to buy those gas-guzzling Ellon Trucks that stood so high that even other trucks at the stoplight corner could not see around them to determine it was safe to make that turn, resulting in many fatalities.
+He was killed by [[Motley Howe]] back in 2008.