Your a total asshole to your total asshole relatives

You are openly an asshole to your kin. Belching in their faces, spraying them with spittle. Following them around and farting loudly. Pushing down the smaller men. Insulting folks all the time. Finally they get pissed off. They kick your ass in mass. Then they throw you off the grounds. Soon as your off the grounds you can no longer inherit the goodies. Your out and you leave with a bitter heart.

  1. If you sit like Buddha in the center of the road
  2. If you attempt in invoke the meth Demon
  3. If you seek shelter from the heat in a nearby store