Your a no call no show however

You get good and drunk for days with the advance money. You lose track of time you black out. You end up in mexico and it takes you three weeks to get back to the states. You are weeks late for the show. You learn that this reality show is the most controversial ever. The contestants on the show are sodomized, tortured, and murdered over the span of one season, those voted off are killed on camera in entertaining ways. For example Deric Pulse, a poet/bass player is dipped into a pit of attack dogs and ripped apart screaming. You are really glad you didn't show up for that gig!

• 1 You form a folk triphop duo
• 2 If you look for money the next morning
• 3 then you win 25 grand after taxes from the Lotto