You have been buying one lottery ticket every paycheck for seven years now. This is the first time you ever won something. It turns out to be 25 thousand bucks after taxes! You buy a drum kit the next day. Then a casio SK1 keyboard for seventy bucks at a pawn shop. The casio turns out to be broken and only the vocal sound preset works. You make the best of it by jamming a key or two down with heavy rocks and such while playing drums. The drum kit is small but OK. You decide to buy a couple more instruments to have around and talk your friends into playing when they are over. Already you have spent almost a thousand bucks. Then you buy a hand made Mollkin guitar for seventy four bucks. Vern Churlester starts noodling with it when he comes over. You sink eight hundred bucks into a PA system so you can hear Vern's guitar over your drums. Then you buy a crazy home made synth from the same mutant you got your guitar from. Its basically a series of circuit boards that you run your fingers over to bend the pitch or modulate the sound. You give him 123 bucks for it. Your friend Bucks Cantastor takes to it and he starts playing it. Then you buy a 2888 dollar piano from an estate sale and Doug Collins adopts it. And so your new band, Scarecrows of the Doomed plains.