Your Hollerin' Jack Johnson

You are Jack Johnson. Not Hollerin' Jack yet. For you are now 18 and just out of high school. You have a banged up and structurally damaged Kamado guitar you grabbed out of your dad's closet. He played a bit but he has not touched it for over fifteen years. Not a bad guitar really. You are wanting to learn how to play it. You keep a case of beer under your bed to hide your drinking from your self absorbed parents. You save up and buy a cheap practice amp with a blown speaker. It sounds crappy but its a start....

• 1 Get a job so you and get a better amp
• 2 score your first bag of reefer
• 3 sneak into the local blues club underage
• 4 wander the fields at night playing harmonica
• 5 how you got the blues
• 6 Sell your soul to Nyarlahotop to be able to play guitar

⤓ For which it stands by Hollerin' Jack Johnson