Get a job so you and get a better amp

⤓ Drunken Biscuit

1. The only place that will hire you is Tom's crispy fried. A local fast food chicken place with three branch stores. Tom is a fucking dick. Always screaming about how lazy you are. What a piece of shit you are and how he should fire you. He times everything you do and there's no way you can make these ultra fast time lines. Like you must grab one of his boiling grease drain off vats that weigh 80 pounds and make it out to the grease dumpster round back, way out back and be back getting the next one within five minutes. To do this you have to practically run. With bubbling grease splashing all over your arms leaving wide red burned spots. You are too sick from working so hard to eat and you only sleep two hours a day max. this job is killing you and it don't pay jack shit.

• 1 write your first song about working there
• 2 sneak into the local blues club underage
• 3 tell the boss off and quit