You'll never need to get another hair cut, or buy shampoo, or worry about getting soap in your eyes. No more need to visit the dentist, or see the optometrist, sitting around in their lousy waiting areas for hours. No more looking away shamefully when you walk past a down-on-their-luck hobo. Never again to hit your head accidentally when you open the cupboard. No more bloody noses, no more frowning or worry about wrinkles.
You pretend like you've got it pretty good, but, deep down, you're not really convinced.
- You try to grow a new head with the power of will
- You feel sick as your body restructures itself
- You start to come down
- You try to make yourself feel better by imagining yourself waking from a dream
- You try to make yourself feel better by recalling a David Bowie song
- You try to make yourself feel better by pretending to be a secret agent