You dig everything

You've got the Village that you love. You walk along beside the garbagemen and you dig everything. You wave to the policemen, but they don't wave back; they don't dig anything.

You dig everything so much that you don't even know how you got here. Maybe you just drank a lot of wine and you're feeling fine.

1. You tell everyone you are David Bowie (but no one believes you)
2. You tell everyone you are David Bowie (and they chase you)
3. You are a prisoner in the Village, but you like it here
4. You are full of love and long to feel hate
5. You do a dance routine right there in the middle of the street
6. You dimly recall taking some Mad-3 once