You are a prisoner in the Village, but you like it here

You have never felt like you belonged anywhere else, but here everyone says "Be seeing you" instead of "Good bye", and other then those killed during long drug fueled torture/information gathering sessions you always see every one again. You have a simple job that gives you a feeling of achievement. You deliver a bottle of milk to each member of the Village each morning and you mow the grass for everyone on your block. You have a constant dating pool of beautiful captive agents who seduce you and try to pump you for information. No one ever breaks you, but you break a few hearts here and there.

You have thought but bunches of potential ways to escape the island, but you would rather live here forever. You can do that as long as you never break and give them that Taco Pop recipe they hold you here to get. You got it off Soda Man and you would never betray a friend.


  1. A duplicate of You shows up one day and moves into your house
  2. You decide to mess with your captors by pretending to be planning elaborate escape attempts
  3. You attempt to brew some Taco Pop in secret, trying to avoid the ever-watchful eyes of your captors
  4. You blurt out the Taco Pop recipe in your sleep
  5. They show you a live video of Soda Man all beat up and with a gun to his head begging you to give up the secret so they won't kill him
  6. Village riot!