You pray to soda to save this sad, sad world
You fall to your knees beside the road and pray. Pray to Soda for energy. Look within yourself to find the true good natured person you are. Forget all the stealing, forget all of the mob bossing, even forget porn! Yes! You pray to soda you will give up your whole porn collection, a collection that means more to you than even your own life, to just have some pep to get down the road...