You travel to Kamstin with a car load of soda

Soda Man is always Soda Man of the Year.


Kamstin is a providance of Ikory, a breakaway republic from Canada, somewhere in the Quebec area. There is a ban on soda in this country, fueled by the regime's health crazy hate for sweet American sugar and carbonated water. You feel it is your duty as a freedom-lover to do your part to violate this ban so that everyone can enjoy the refreshing taste of soda.

You make a midnight drop off in the snowy woods near the border. No one spots you, no troubles are to be had. You drive away and return home to find three hundred dollars punched into your account by the Kamstin Soda Underground.

All in a days work for the Soda Man.


  1. You search for a rare un-opened bottle of Coca-Cola with cocaine
  2. You deal with a supplier in a dark alley
  3. You have that dream again
  4. You head out to the 13th annual Mid-West Soda Convention
  5. Your search the web for Sodas
  6. You work on a energy drink recipe late into the night