A car pulls up to you as you walk down the road carrying your suitcase. "Hey man, do you need a ride somewhere?", the man in the passenger side asks. Later you learn that his name is Travis Orchard. "Yes, that would be great. You hop in the back seat. There's three men in the car. Mike Plume is driving and Baron Von Erich Ficklestin is riding in the back. He is real royalty. His family where burgomasters and counts in Uglavaria before it was called that. They where mostly killed off but the few remaining live in America and Canada in exile. They are in a band. you say you can play keyboard and drums all right. They hire you on the spot and the Knights of the Cell Phone is formed while riding to the drummer's house to jam.
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The Knights of the Cell Phone's cover version of You blast a Passing Astra Van by the Mystery X Orchestra.