Baron Von Erich Ficklestin

Ah, the Baron von Erich Ficklestin! He is real royalty. His family were burgomasters and counts in Uglavaria before it was called that. They were mostly killed off but the few remaining live in America and Canada in exile. The family managed to smuggle out enough wealth to keep them living well for a couple more generations. They mostly golf, paint duck ponds and have sex.