You meet Country legend Connie Nugget

You go to all the concerts you get a chance to. You really flip for the Legends of Country tour! Headlined by Kyle Deerbone himself! There's also Earnest Hank, Stanton Priggs, and Connie Nugget on the bill. Each artist plays only about twenty minutes excepting Deerbone who gives a 34 minute set. You have a wonderful night. Your drunk on the expensive beers they sell. Your feeling girls asses without getting slapped for it. Best yet, during Connie Nugget's set she calls for a member of the audience to get on stage and do Your kickstart heart with her. She always picks the guy who yells loudest and or acts the craziest. You let lose a roar like a dinosaur with a southern accent. She lets you get on stage. The security guys have to help you onstage your so trashed. But you sing really good, you just can't hardly talk understandable when Connie hugs you and asks your name when the songs done. The audience gives you a standing obviation when you go back to your seat. It's moving.