You just keep flipping channals till something catches your interest

You flip past the president talking about the budget. You flip past a anime cartoon featuring a little girl and her wind up duck. You flip past the Phil O'Riley show. Finally you find something worth watching:

• 1 If you watch the porn station KFCK
• 2 If you watch a educational show about squirrel's
• 3 If you check out the local UHF micro-stations
• 4 A special on Hurricaine Killtrina
• 5 You watch the Biscovery channal, full of fun facts and biscuit recipes
• 6 If you watch some TV to pass the time