If you watch some TV to pass the time

the building is locked tight until six in the morning. Not much to do in the meantime. Your stomach growls in protest, ready for some food to help fight off the effects of the booze. You flip on the TV with the remote control. It's on FAUX news and the host Real O'whiney is putting in some good points about how vegetarians should all be lined up and shot for not supporting the all American beef industry. The angry republican to his right says killing is too easy, veggies should all be tortured slowly, buck naked on Television, the audience claps in response.

• 1 If you keep watching this show
• 2 If you change over to something else
• 3 You fall asleep while watching and you have a series of dreams
• 4 switch over to the Keith Overdose show
• 5 kick the TV screen in
• 6 see if there's anything better on